Hummer or Starlet! Posted by Samiplus

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper
Was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and
said, “Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your
Garage door?”
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his
office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper
work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped
it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, “When you saw the Garage
door open did you see my HUMMER parked in there?”
The secretary smiled for a moment and said,”No, boss I didn’t. All I
saw was a Starlet with 2 flat tires.”
She got fired!


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