The Zoo Job by samiplus

Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job overseas?
He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to
fill.
Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one,
they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a
gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course,
his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser,
thanks to a very fine gorilla suit.
The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it.
He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.
They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage
and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so
he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few
gorilla noises.
The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move
or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And
the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more and tried
climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They
threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung
from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw
more peanuts. “Wow! This is great,” he thought. He swung higher and
the crowd grew bigger.

He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then
all Last, all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the
cage,
landing in the lion’s cage that was next door. He panicked.
There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry.
So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming
and yelling, “Help, help! Get me out of here! I’m not really a
gorilla! I’m a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!”
The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, “NNAMDI
NO FEAR NA ME CHIJIOKE be quiet! You’re going to make both of us lose
our jobs” Be cheerful and let’s face this job squarely!!!!!!!!!!!!